This poor dude, who has an innocent enough impulse to expose himself to young girls, was ordered by a Delaware judge to wear a new work uniform consisting of a T-shirt with the catchy phrase "I am a registered sex offender" on the front.
I'm sure this guy's business will go down in flames if he's standing out front welcoming families with his happy new shirt, unless he capitalizes on it and starts a new business. Sell this shit to BustedTees or put a Adobe Illustrated penis on it and sell it to Threadless! Not only will he make some extra cash from frat boys, but the market will be so flooded with these shirts that no one will be able to tell who's a real sex offender. So not only can he can continue his gardening business, but he can continue exposing himself any chance he gets.
Because what's the judge gonna do next time, make him wear a hat? That's only going to help him expand his business.
I really want this I 'heart' Lamp shirt.
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