A timeline of douchebaggery

Dustin Diamond aka Screech aka Douche McCallister has reached the apex of his douchiness, pathetically grasping for any semblance of fame he can get his grubby little hands on.

He's decided to release a sex tape where he has a threesome with two girls, and in the end actually gives one of the girls a dirty sanchez, something that this douche probably does on a regular basis to any girl he can find who's on a nostalgia kick. Here's a preview.

And here's a timeline of his douchebaggery for those who haven't kept informed on what this wad has done since they cancelled Saved by the Bell: The New Class.

2002 - Beats up an old man
Perhaps the most disturbing of all the Celebrity Boxing fiascos, Screech takes on Horshack in a nerd fight. Not only does he unveil a major molester goatee, but he relentlessly beats up a poor old man in the saddest moment of his career. He shows no mercy, as he begins to try and shed the "dork" image which he thinks is holding back his "career."

2003 - Doesn't want to talk about Saved
Whether it's promoting his terrible band or his terrible stand-up, Diamond appeared on numerous morning zoo shows and continues to do this. I'm sure there's a story like this in every city, but here's what happened in Tucson: I normally don't listen to these shows but somehow hear Screech on The Frank Show one morning, promoting something or other. He doesn't want to talk about Zack Attack or his crush on Lisa, and only says that he's moved on from Saved by the Bell. He eventually hangs up because they don't take him seriously. What did you expect Screech?

2003 - Worst band in the world
He plays or played bass in Salty the Pocketknife. If you think the name is terrible, just listen. If anybody gets through the whole song...

2006 - He wants a handout, not a hand-up
Apparently about to lose his Wisconsin home, Diamond asks the internet community to come together and give him tons of money. He tries to make it seem like an injustice on his website, but he simply can't pay his rent, so the bank is going to foreclose on his home. Poor baby, maybe you should move into an apartment. His plan to sell 30,000 shirts at $15 each is ludicrous, and the shirts say "Save Screeech's house" because he doesn't have the rights to Screech. This is also clearly a publicity stunt, just like...

2006 - Mugged by a lady
While in Nebraska for a stand-up event (the first sign that this story might be false), he was mugged in his hotel room by a woman trying to steal his video games.

2006 - Porn star
Please die Diamond, or make like Bobby Fischer and disappear.

Here's a funny Screech website from YTMND, and here's another!